stop dreaming, fatties

Why do some fatties think they have a chance at being a major model? After watching an episode of the new season of America’s Next Top Model and a rerun of one of the earlier episodes of Janice Dickinson’s Modeling Agency, it astounds me the number of overweights who think they have a bleeding chance. [...]

why are all female maccas servers such cunts?

is it me? or are they really quite nasty creatures? i almost instinctively avoid dealing with them when i go to mcdonald’s.  i love maccas. i love their food. i love the atmosphere of their restaurants. i know how cringeworthy that just sounded. i must have given you the impression that i’m a pimple-faced porcine glutton. i’m actually none of that. granted, morgan spurlock manage to keep me off maccas for [...]

Awwwww…..

Eternal embrace? Couple still hugging 5,000 years on
Tue Feb 6, 1:28 PM ET
ROME (Reuters) – Call it the eternal embrace. ADVERTISEMENT
Archaeologists in Italy have discovered a couple buried 5,000 to 6,000 years ago, hugging each other.
“It’s an extraordinary case,” said Elena Menotti, who led the team on their dig near the northern city of Mantova.
“There [...]

Fancy a pair?

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2007/02/01/1169919443857.html
Smells and gels swell breasts on boys
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February 1, 2007 – 10:58AM
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The lavender and tea tree oils found in some soaps, shampoos, hair gels and body lotions can produce enlarged breasts in boys, researchers reported today.
These plant oils were linked to abnormal breast development in three boys, which was reversed when they stopped using [...]

big brother bollocks

i realise this is old, especially with how quickly people forget about things these days. it’s all pretty much over and done with. shilpa’s won, the adulation and fame throughout the UK. with that comes lucrative contract offers for telly appearances and product endorsements. all this on top of the 250k quid prizemoney, which for shilpa, being from india, if judiciously managed will last her a lifetime. jade and her sidekicks, jo and dani, in true pikey fashion, resorted to bullying and taunts with racist undertones to take out their jealousy for [...]

microsoft windows vista?

does look very appealing, although the built-in video-quality-reducing mechanism turns me off immensely. why do they care? do they even make films? it baffles me how much these wankers want to dictate what we can and cannot do with our machines. granted, i will not be switching over in the foreseeable future, not least because [...]

whoa

another pointless blog that shall be abandoned after 3 posts has surfaced. run for cover. although im baffled as to why the benevolent people at wordpress.com did not give me an option to have my own password. i really can’t be arsed to remember a random piece of letter/digit combination.